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Baap: Beta Facebook Aur
WhatsApp K Bahar Bhi Ek Dunya Hai
Tum Dekho To Sahi..
Son: Oh Really Papa..
Aap Mujhy "Link" Bhej Den,
Me Search Ker Dekh Lunga.. :-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Pakistan Meri Jaan
I Love PAKISTAN..
P= Paaro
A= Areesha
K= Kiran
I= Iqra
S= Sumbul
T= Tania
A= Amber
N= Nadia
Isi Liye To Me Kehta Hun..
Pakistan Meri Jaan
Tujh Pe Mera "Dil" Qurban.. ;-) :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Aqalmand Shoher
Bivi Ny Ek Din Apny Shoher Ka
Mobile Check Kiya..
Us Me Naam Is Tarha Save Thy..
"Aankhon Ka Elaj,
Dil Ka Elaj,
Honton Ka Elaj.."
Bivi Ny Ghusse Me Jab
Apna Number Milaya To
Likha Tha..
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"La-Elaj".. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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2 Logon Ko
2 Logon Ko Kabhi Gaali Nahi Deni Chahiye..
1 Wo Jo Facebook Per Aapko Bura Bhala Keh Raha Ho,,
(Kyun K Bechara Real Me Aap Ka Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakta..)
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2 Jo Paper Mer Aapka Viva Le Raha Ho,
( Kyun K Aap Uska Kuch Nahi Bigaad Sakty.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Balance Ja Raha Tha
Ek Larki Khari Thi..
Wo Na To SMS Ker Rahi Thi Aur
Na Hi Call Ker Rahi Thi
Phir Bhi Us Ka Balance Ja Raha Tha..
Pata hai Kyun..??
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Ary Yaar Wo
Ek Paaun Per Khari Thi Na.. :-) :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Pappu Udaas Betha Tha
Pappu Udaas Betha Tha..
Dost: Lagta Hai K Exam Me
Fail Any Per Tumhen Papa Se
Bohat Daant Pari Hai..
Pappu: Nahi Yaar,
Papa Ny Bas Itna Hi Kaha K
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"Big Boss Chahty Hen K
Aap Apna Mobile Aur
Laptop Hamen De Den.. :-(
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Bas Yaar Tab Se Khud Ko
Kunwara Kunwara Mehsus Ker Raha Hun.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen
Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..
Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..
Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,
Aye Dost..!
Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha...
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"Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D
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(,")/ Bata Yaar,
<)( Ye Koi Sharafat Hai..??
hahahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Ek Lambi Rassi Lo
Zindagi Se Agar Bohat Ziyada
Pareshan Ho To
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Ek Lambi Rassi Lo..
Usay Ek Darakht Se Bandh Lo.
Phir,
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Us Per Latak Ker
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Jhoola Jhoolo.. :-D
Enjoy Kero Yaar..
Zindagi Bohat Qeemti Hai.. :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Emandar Pappu
A Story of Emandar Pappu..
Ek din Pappu Nadi k kinare jungle me lakdiya kaat rha tha k
Achanak uski kulhadi (Axe) Nadi me gir gai.
Wo rone laga to
Bhagwan ko uspe daya aa gai.
Bhagwan ne nadi me se ek sone(Gold) ki axe nikal kr
pappu ko se kaha: ye lo tumari axe.
Pappu : ye meri axe nhi hai
Bhagwan ne fir nadi se Silver ki axe nikal kr pappu ko diya
Pappu ne Us Ko bhi mana kr diya
Last me jab Bhagwan ne pappu ki Iron ki axe nikal kr di to
Pappu ne jhat se wo axe le li..
Bhagwan Ny Khush ho ker
Paapu ko teeno axe (gold, silver and iron)
de kr chale gye.
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Kuch din baad pappu ki Bivi nadi me gir gai,
Pappu Phir rone laga..
Bhagwan ny nadi me se Katrina kaif nikali aur bole:
Kya ye hi Tumhari Bivi Hai ?
Pappu: Ji haan yehi hai .
Bhagwan naraz ho ker bole:
Tum to bade imaandar the,
Aaj tum ek sundar ladki k liye beimaan ban gye.
Pappu: Hey Prabhu, me aaj b utna hi imaandar hun,
Mene Jhoot isliye bola q k
agar me mana krta to fir
Aap kareena kapoor ko aur phir
meri Bivi ko nadi se nikal kr late, to me haan bol deta
Fir aap meri imaandari dekh kr mujhe 3no wife
Katrina, kareena or meri wife de kr chale jate.
me Lakdiya katne wala gareeb insaan,
3-3 wife afford nhi kr sakta Bhagwan. :-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Bhook Lagi Hai
Dost: Aunty Pappu Ghar Per Hai??
Aunty: Haan Hai, Maggie Kha Raha Hai.
Kiya Tumhen Bhi Bhook Lagi Hai??
Dost: Haan Aunty.
Aunty: Tum Bhi Apny Ghar Se Kha Ker Aa jao.. :-D
Hahhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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