Dhakka chahiye
Aadhi Raat Ko Bohat Tez Barish
ho rahi thi..
.
Achanak Ghar ki Ghanti Baji.
Admi ne Gehri neend se uth kar
darwaza khola..
.
Darwaze par Pappu khara tha..
Pappu: "Plz Aap Dhakka laga dengay?"
.
Aadmi neend me tha is liye
mana kar ke andar aa gaya..
Lekin phir usse Afsos Hua
K Us Bechary Ki Barish me
Help Kerna Chahiye Thi..
.
Woh Utha, Darwaza Khola
aur Aawaaz lagai:
"Kiya Tumhe ab Bhi Dhakka chahiye.?"
.
Awaaz aayi: "HAAN"
.
Aadmi: "Theek hai, Lekin Tum ho Kahan.?"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pappu Bola: "YAHAN GARDEN
ME JHOOLE PAR.. ;-) :-D
Hahhahaha
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