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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kitne Unit Giray.
    1 Shaikh ko current lag gia,
    Logon ne bari mushkil se Wire se juda kia
    Or pocha k Tabiat kesi hai?


    Shaikh: Muje choro pehlay ye dakho k kitne unit giray.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Sab khelo
    "LOVE"

    In France: A Comedy
    In England: A Tragedy
    In Italy: A Wonder

    But in Pakistan,

    National Game hai.... Sab khelo.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek larki darzi
    Ek larki darzi ki shop par gai aur pucha:
    "Ji yahan Galay miltay hain?"

    Darzi: Wese to nahi miltay hain, Par aap kehti hain to mil letay hain.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Hota hai sab kuch aik baar
    Zindagi milti hai aik baar

    Maut aati hai aik baar

    Iqrar hota hai aik baar

    Pyar hota hai aik baar

    Jab hota hai sab kuch aik baar



    Phir Light kiu jati hai baar baar?


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Aap bare ho ya aap k papa?
    Teacher Student se : Aap bare ho ya aap k papa?

    Student: Me bara hon

    Teacher: Kaise?

    Student: Me ne mama k sath sona chor
    dya hai

    Papa abhi tak sote hain..:->


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Call kr lena!
    Suno! jb tum

    03% Akely ho
    13% Mushkil me ho
    34% Miss kr rhe ho
    18% Dukhi ho
    36% Tension main ho
    61% Milna chah rahe ho

    Tu in sub numbers ko mila kr call kr lena! Ok


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Reality of today:
    Reality of today:

    Aaj kal ladies k kapray

    Zoo mein lagi salakhon ki tarah hogaya hain

    Qeemti samaan mehfooz b hojaye

    Aur dekhne wala b khush hojaye..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Allah aapko katrina jesi
    Khuda Aapko

    Katrina jesi khubsurat
    Karina jesi awaz wali
    Aishwarya jesi Ankhon wali
    Rani jesi Sunder
    Malika jesi hot

    "BHABI" ata farmai

    KAHO AAMIN


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
    Income Tax Officer Has Raha Tha:

    Clerk: Kya Hua?
    Officer: Mallika Ka Letter Hai
    Clerck: To?
    Officer: Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill 1 Lac Banaya Hai.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Aur KAMENAY kaisa ha?
    Friend in different languages

    Iran: DOST
    German: FREUND
    Hebrew: CHAVER
    French: AMI
    Dutch: VREND
    Mexican: AMIGO
    Egypt: KUBARI

    Pakistan.

    ?
    ?

    ?
    ?
    Aur KAMENAY kaisa hai?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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