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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Guiness Book of World Record:
    Guiness Book of World Record:

    Ek pakistani nai kal 24 ghanton tak
    pani me sans bund kar k naya record
    qaim kia

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    "Janaza Aaj 7 bajay hai".


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Main nai naya mobile liya hai
    Main nai naya mobile liya hai

    Jis me

    USB

    Infrared

    Bluetooth

    Double Camera

    Touch Screen

    Mp3 Player

    2 GB Memory



    Kuch b nhi hai


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Bhai ye sab kaise hua?
    Husband apni Wife ka Janaza le ker ja raha tha,

    Janaze ke aage ik kutta aur peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

    Ik Admi aa kar poochta hai...
    Bhai ye sab kaise hua?


    Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

    Aadmi: ye kutta 1 din ke liye mujhe de do.

    Husband: Peeche line mein lag jao.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • JANAZA aaj 7 bajay hai
    Guiness Book of world record:
    Aik Pakistani ne kal 24 ghanton tak pani mein saans band ker ke naya record qaim kiya.
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    "JANAZA aaj 7 bajay hai".


  By: Water   Send To Mobile


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Afsurda Poem
    Phoolon Ki Malka,

    Baharon ki Shahzadi,

    Phoolon ki Malka baharon ki shahzadi.

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    Dil Tor ke chali gayi

    Kutti,
    Kameeni,
    Haramzadi!


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Main shaadi nhi karonga!
    Son: Main shaadi nhi karonga!

    Baap: Q puttar?

    Son: Poora gaon meri mangetar ko taxi kehta hy..

    Baap: O puttar chota sa tu gaon hy kitni chali hogi..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sharminder tab nhi hoty
    Sharminder tab nhi hoty Jb zuban se
    buri baat nikal jaye,

    Sharminda hum tab b nhi hoty Jab dil
    se kisi ki yaad nikal jaye,

    Sharmindagi tu tub hoti hai hamain
    jab shaadi mein khamoshi ho or zor
    se PAAD nikal jaye.


     ) '(
    / )..)..Pooooon..
    L_/_/


    Only 4 U


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mere dil karta hy tumhari zulffo me
    Boy: Mere dil karta hai tumhari zulffo main kho jaon,
    Tumhari bahaon me jhool jaon.

    Girl: Devdas hi rho ge ya kbhi "Imran Hasmi" bhi bno gy?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • I miss U,
    I miss U,

    I love U,

    I like U,

    Tum meri Jan,

    Tum mera Chand,

    Tum mere subha,

    Tum mere Sham,
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    Ziyada kush hone ki zarort nhi

    Ye sb mere ammi mujhe kethi hein.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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