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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Friends "Baloons" ki tarah hotay hein,
    Friends "Baloons" ki tarah hotay hein,
    Ek dada haath se nikal jayein to wapis nahi aatay!

    Is liye mein ne socha hai

    ke

    "Aap ki Hawa nikal ke apna pass hi rakh loon"..


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • 2008 ka Faqeer
    2008 ka Faqeer:

    Baji bhooka hoon ALLAH ke wastey khaana de do.

    Baji: Abhi khaana nahi bana, baad mein aana.

    Faqeer: Jab khaana ban jaye

    To

    Miss Call de dena.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Memon aur us ki girl friend
    Memon aur us ki girl friend SeaView per baithay Chips kha rahay thay..

    Dono aik dusray ki aankhon mein dekh rahay thay..

    Larki ne pyar se poocha..

    ke

    Tum kuch Feel kar rahay ho?

    Memon Bola: Haan

    Larki Boli: Kya??

    Memon: Yahi ke tum mujh se ziyada chips kha rahi ho!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Air time bilkul Free
    "Paanch" sawalon ke sahi jawab dene per aap ko mile ga aik ghante ka air time bilkul Free

    1. China kis mulk me hai?

    2. 14August kis date ko aati hai??

    3. Green rang kis colour ka hota hai??

    4. Timator ko urdu mein kya bolte hein??


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Subah Sms
    Subah Sms
    Shaam Sms
    Din mein Sms
    Raat mein Sms
    Ghar mein Sms
    Office mein Sms
    Jeena Sms
    Merna Sms

    Akhir kya hai ye Sms?

    S=Sub ko
    M=Mast ho ke
    S=Satao.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Bhootniyon se Pangay
    Ae Dost baandh le Kafan mein sharab ki Botal,

    Qabar mein baith ker peeya karein gay,

    In Larkiyon se to Bewafaayi mili,

    Ab Bhootniyon se Pangay liya karein gay.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • This is 2015 Year
    Year 2015 Begum: "Suniye G Aaj mujhe koi mehingi cheez lekr dena plz!"


    Shohar: "Chalo tum tayar ho jao hum atta lainey chalein.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • Chaltay chaltay younhi
    Boy:
    Chaltay chaltay younhi ruk jata houn mein,
    Baithay baithay younhi baith jata houn mein.
    Kiya yeh hy piyar hay?






    Girl: Nahin yeh Kamzori hay.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
  • MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend
    MEMON ka Beta Girl Friend k sath Ghoom k Gher aya to Bap ne Puchha

    Kitne paisy kharch kiye?

    Beta: 50 rupay.

    Bap: (Ghussa ho kar) 50 rupay?

    Beta: Abba uske pas 50 hi thay.


  By: Faraz   Send To Mobile
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