Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Apka weight kitna hai
    Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
    Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
    Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
    Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board
    1 Beauty Parlor ki Publicity board

    Per Likha hua tha, "Parlor se nikalne

    wali kisi bhi Haseen-o-Jameel Larki

    ko na chera jaye, Hoskta hai k wo apki

    SAAS ho


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • mehangi jaga...
    Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Petrol pump chaltay hain...


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • diwane log...!!
    *GRP MSG*

    a#is *&@le$$

    =

    not/i/2nd#and$lut&le$$8th@t

    /i/@2ndpo$t&n*b@l#?$%^.





    Uff mere sms k diwane log...!!
    Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Kabhi shikayat na
    Kabhi shikayat na labon pe laengay,
    Hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaen gay,
    Koi aapki burai hamaray samnay kar k to dekhe,
    Sach main hum bhi uski Haan main Haan milaengy.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain
    Jaisa K Aap Jantay Hain Mera Maqsud Koi Lambi Chori Taqreer Ka Nahi hai,
    Na He Main Koi Lambi Chori Kahani Sunane wala hun Main Janta Hun K Aaj Kal Waqt Kisi K Paas Nahi. Na he Aap K Paas Lambi Baat Sunne Ka Wuqt Hai or Na He Mairay Paas Lumbi Baat Sunanay Ka So Mutlab Ki Baat Karte Hain
    .





    .
    Kiya haal hain?


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Mr.bean...
    wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping


    guess


    guess abhe soch yaar


    kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha


    U will call him soya-bean.
    (0334-4845744).


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Merry X-mas
    May your world be filled with warmth
    and good chear this Holy season,
    and throughout the year.
    Wish your christmas be
    filled with peace and love.
    Merry X-mas


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Teesri baar adaalat main
    Judge Mujrim se: Tum teesri baar adaalat main aa rahy ho, Tumhain sharam nahi aati?

    Mujrim: ha ha ha ha
    Tum roz aatay ho tumko aati hai kya?


  By: Naveed   Send To Mobile
  • Susti ki Intiha
    Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
    Papa:khud le lo
    Boy:plz de do naa
    Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
    Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page: << 361362363364365366 367368369370371 >>

Submit Your Comments: