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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Performance Pressure::::
    Performance Pressure:


    Poultry farm ke malik ne tammam Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon
    ne kal se Do - Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"

    Murgiya dar gayi, sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda
    diya "

    Malik "tum ne 1 anda hi kyon diya ".



    Jawab mila.




    Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • SINGH IS KING,
    Bakre Ne Mara Bakri Ko Singh..

    Phir Pata Hai Bakri Ne Kya Kaha..

    :

    SINGH IS KING,

    SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING.. :-)


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • "A.G" kyoun kehti ho
    Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main "A.G" kyoun kehti ho?

    Biwi: ab bhary bazar main "Array Ghady" kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Papa ye wrong numbr tha
    FATHER: Beti Aj tum ne Phone per sirf 1 ganta bat ki, Tum ne to kabi 4 Ghantay se kum Bat hi nahi ki

    BETI: "Papa ye wrong numbr tha".


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Fair n Lovely
    APne husan per itna gharor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai

    Tera husan bhi tab tak qaaim hai jb tak

    "Fair n Lovely" sassti hai:->


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Jahan dosti wahan atbar
    Jahan dosti wahan atbar

    Jahan atbar wahan Mohabbat

    Jahan mohabbat wahan judai

    Jahan judai wahan dard

    Jahan dard wahan do goli


    [""""DISPRIN""""]


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar ki aag
    If U r in
    "LOVE"

    Look down








    Thehar ja bache tere ammi ko bataty hain..!!

    Bari pyar ki aag lagi hui hai..!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Height of telling lie
    Height of telling lie?

    A Makrani is taking a bath and singing...

    "Pani mein jalay mera gora badan"...


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Chicken Roll
    Once a Journalist asks Meera:
    What types of Rules do you prefer?

    Meera Answer: Waisay to mujhe Chicken Roll pasnad heinmagar Beef Roll bhi kha leti hon...


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Memon Ki Baraat
    Do aadmi memon ki baraat mein gaye,
    Wahan baar baar pani pesh kiya ja raha tha.

    Tang aa kar aik ne kaha:

    Janab halaq mein pani phans gaya hai.
    Thori se biryani la dein.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
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