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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Pakistan responsible
    9-11; Pakistan responsible

    Mumbai blast;Pakistan responsible

    Rise of taliban;Pakistan responsible

    Korea nuclear bomb;Pakistan responsible

    Iran nuclear preparation;Pakistan responsible

    Conclusion

    Pakistan is the most responsible country in the world

    So proud 2 be a Pakistani

    Pakistan Zindabad.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mirza galib farmaty hain
    Arz kya hai:

    Jootay se to bach gaye sar jhuka k Bush!

    Wah Wah

    Jootay se to bach gaye sar jhuka k Bush!
    Gaali se kese bachy ga Teri Maa ki Kuss!


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Can U solve
    Can U solve


    "Sun + Lion + 1/4 = ?"



    Socho

    Demagh larao

    Phir socho nhi solve howa na

    Chalo khair

    Ye

    Banta hey

    After shair Pao

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha..........:-)


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Cigrete piyo Gold leaf ki.
    Cigrete piyo Gold leaf ki.
    Takay khaansi na ho.

    Wah
    Wah
    Wah

    Cigrete piyo Gold leaf ki.
    Takay khaansi na ho.

    Larki phasao WAKEEL ki takay phansi na ho.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Parhai nhi hoti
    The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child

    "Beta Dil lada k parhai karo"

    Ab unhein kon samjhaye?

    Dil laganay k baad parhai nhi hoti:-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • My Bosom Is On Fire
    Light The Fags With The Heat Of The Lever,
    My Bosom Is On Fire!

    Nahi aaya Samajh?

    Chalo Urdu main sun lo.


    Beedi Jalai lay Jigar se Piya, Jigar Maan bari Aag hai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Jab main tumko maarta hon
    Baap: Beta jab main tumko maarta hon to tum apna Ghussa kese nikaltay ho?
    Beta: Bathroom saaf kar k.
    Baap: To us se mera kya bigarta hai?

    Beta: Baathrom aapke TOOTH BRUSH se saaf karta hon.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon
    Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
    Hotel Wala : Sir khana tu 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • U-Fone Ki Sim
    Molvi Yakoob Rasheed ne Farmaya ke:

    Zil-Hajj ke maheenay mein jo shaks kisi ko 100 rupay ka card send kare ga, Qayamat ke din usay aik U-Fone Ki Sim free mile gi..


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Aurat ki zindagi
    Aurat ki zindagi

    Lambi,
    Hansti,
    Muskarati

    Aur

    Tension se Azad kiu hoti hai??

    Why??

    Very Simple...

    Kiu ke aurat ki Biwi nahi hoti...


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
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