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Memon to his Son
Memon to his Son: Beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar.
Beta: Dad larki dein to uski maa mang lon?
By:
Fuzail
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Ek sheikh doctor k pass
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha.
By:
Fuzail
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Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law
Law of Izzat derived from Newton's law:
Every bad boy continues to do MASTI unless a THAPPAR or SANDAL with a force is exerted upon him by lovely girl.
This force is called BAI IZATTI.
BAIZTI is that characteristic due to which any BEGHAIRAT is compelled to change his state of BAIGHAIRTI into GHAIRAT MANDI.
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Taimoor
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Shair likha jata hai
Shair likha jata hai,
Parha jata hai,
Suna jata hai,
Lekin jab Shair samny aata hai,
To Pajama ooper se dheela, Neeche se Geela, aur Peechay se Peela ho jata hai.
By:
Taimoor
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SMS ke paise
Pepsi
Coca Cola
Marinda
Sprite
7UP
Pakola
Bubble Up
Fanta
In sab k Dhakan jama kr k Teen Daby wale ko dena sms kernay ko kuch paisy mil jaye ge.
By:
ghabar
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Intezar karoo
Hawain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Fizain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Baharain kehti hai pyaar karo,
Or ghar wale kehte hai,
"Tusi nikkay ho hally INTIZAR karo..
By:
ghabar
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