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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:



  By: ghabar   Send To Mobile
  • 1 aadmi ki car se
    1 aadmi ki car se kawwa takra gaya,
    Aadmi kawway ko ghar le gaya or pinjre main band kardiya.
    Kawway ko jab hosh aaya to khud ko pinjray main dekh kar bola,
    Haye Allah Jail ho gai,
    Lagta hai Driver mar gaya.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Don't Ignore it Its True
    Aaj Thursday hai.

    Is msg ko saat logon ko bhejiye.

    Beleive me 7 din baad

    Phir THURSDAY aajayega.

    Don't Ignore it Its True.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan main shadiyan parents
    Pakistan main shadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain,
    Is liye Dulhay k liye Dulhan surprize hoti hai.
    Ghonghat uthanay k baad,

    Ya Aishwarya

    Ya Jaysoria.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Karachi ka pani
    Teacher: Water ka formula batao?
    Student: H2 MgCl NaCl HNO3O
    Teacher: Ye kya hai?
    Student: Sir ye Karachi ka pani hai.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Dawn Newspaper 2018
    Dawn Newspaper 2018
    Headlines:
    President General Kayani decides to remove his uniform.

    Pakistan loses Cricket Series against HongKong.

    Shaikh Rasheed decides to join MMA.

    President General Kayani to visit neighbor country Greater Balochland.

    Meera's 25th birthday.

    Seminar on 9th death aniversary of Choudry Brothers.

    Shoaib Completes his 12 years ban.

    Imran Khan still not satisfied.

    Pak Rs.178 =1$

    Petrol 1 ltr = Rs.470


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Memon SMS
    Faqeer ne 1 Memon Aurat se kaha: Mujhe khana mil sakta hai?
    Memon Aurat boli: Kal ka salan kha lo gy?
    Faqeer: G kha longa,
    Memon Aurat: To phir kal aana.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi karwani hai ya?
    Maa: Beta shadi us se karna jo Naik ho,
    5 waqt ki Namaz parhti ho,
    Parda bhi karti ho,

    Beta: Ammi aap ne meri shadi karwani hai ya DUM karwani hai?


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Woh konsa waqt hai
    Woh konsa waqt hai
    Jab bhai bhai ka nahi,
    Wife husband ki nahi,
    Beta Baap ka nahi,
    Maa Beti ki nahi,
    Beta Maa ka nahi hota?
    Jab shadi main Aawaz aati hai,
    "Khana lag gaya hai."


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Baat batao please
    1 Baat batao please.
    Isko mazaaq main mat taal dena.
    Gol Mol jawab nahi chalega.
    Dekho kuch baten Zindagi main bohat Ehem hoti hain.
    Such batao.



    LIGHT HAI?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
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