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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Fire Brigade Ki Training
    Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi,

    Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding 5 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai,

    Manager Said Weldone.

    2 Bjay Chutti Ki Ring Hui,

    Ab ki Baar Building 2 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Is Pakistan ka
    Is Pakistan ka kya hoga?

    Kabhi taraqqi nahi karega.

    Log parhay likhy ho kar bhi Angoothay ka istemaal kartey hain.


    Ab Msg parhny waly ko he dekh lo...


  By: Saima Baloch   Send To Mobile
  • King of Kings
    King of Music
    Atif Aslam

    King of Bollywood
    Shah Rukh Khan

    King of Cricket
    Imran Khan

    And

    King of SMS
    Well!!! You Know My Name...


  By: Silly One   Send To Mobile
  • UFone Menu main
    UFone Menu main Khush-Aamdeed:

    Rishtay k liye 1 dabaen,

    Mangni k liye 2 dabaen,

    Shadi k liye 3 dabaen,

    Aur

    Apni Pasand ki Shadi k liye

    Apny Ammi Abbu k Pair dabaen. :)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid-e-Azam ne Farmaya
    Quaid-e-Azam ne Farmaya tha k

    Waqt ki Pabandi karo....


    Magar unhon ne ye to bataya he nahi k...


    Naya wala, ya Purana Wala....


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • ATTENTION ALL!!!
    ATTENTION ALL!!!

    Bhai Haalaat kharab ho gaye hain,

    Abhi abhi 4 dhamakay,

    Aur

    Thori bohat Firing hui hai.


    Mere Pait main...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek baar ek Chodri Sahab
    Ek baar ek Chodri Sahab apny betay ki shadi pe baawarchi se kehne laga ke:

    Is taran ke chawal pakao ke ek ek chawal ho jae.


    Bawarchi: Chodri sab jitne chawal hai utni degen le aao
    hahahahaha........


  By: Alina Amaan   Send To Mobile
  • Apni pasand ka
    Apni pasand ka ek Fruit choose karen:


    APPLE,
    ORANGE,
    GRAPES,
    MANGO,
    STRAWBERRY,
    BANANA,
    PINEAPPLE,
    CHERRY,
    WATERMELON.

    Aur aaj he dukaan se khareeden,

    Aur kha len. :P


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Choose a no:
    Choose a no:
    4
    7
    10
    13
    14
    18
    20
    0.
    Then



    I will tell u

    Nothing

    *

    *




    Mujhe or koi kaam nahi he kia?

    Har waqt tumhary liye Peshan-Goiyaan he karta rahon.
    Main kya Najoomi hon?


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • HiRAN ka shikaar
    Ek aadmi ne 'HiRAN' ka shikaar kiya,
    Use pakaya or apne bacchon ko us ka
    naam nahi bataya lekin Hint diya or bola:

    Ye wo hai jo tumhari Maa mujhe pyar se kehti hai:


    Achanak Ek Baccha chilaya:



    Oye mat khana "KUTTA" hai.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
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