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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • How To Impress
    How To Impress A Kam Wali?
    Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






    Lakh Lanat Hy Kaam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 2 aadmi qabrastan se
    2 aadmi qabrastan sy guzar rhy thy.
    1 bola sAb kitny skoon sy so rhy hai.

    1 murda uth kr bola Q na soain ye jaga jaan dy kr hasil ki hai.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Pant ki silayi
    Memon: Pant ki silayi kitni hai?
    Tailor: Rs. 150.


    Memon: Chaddi ki?
    Tailor: Rs. 50.

    Memon: Ok. Chaddi Hi C de par Lambai pairon tak rakna.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • ZONG...Lo
    Mere dost
    Mere aziz
    Mere jiger
    Mere yaar
    Pathan ki naswar
    Dimagh k dahi
    Dhakkan
    Kuttay
    Kaminay
    Zaleel
    Ullo k pathay
    Haram khor
    Intelligent
    Brilliant
    Handsome
    Charming
    Smart
    Gool Gappay
    Aalu k Parathay
    Besan k Laddu
    Aam k Achar
    Sardyo k Bukhar
    Subsay Baray Chamaar
    Ghhann Chakkar
    Bawlay
    Phattu


    ZONG...Lo
    OR Sub keh Do..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • shadi me
    Child: Papa men apni shadi me bhi Hijray Nachwaunga, Jis tarha aapki shadi men naache they.


    Papa: Kuttay k Bache wo teri Phuphian thin.. :P


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mohabat Na rAHi
    Mohabat Na rAHi to Wafa kon karega?
    Pyar Na rAHa To pyar kon karega.

    KHUDA salamat rakhe Hum Dono ko,
    Warna Ek Dusre ko pareshan kon karega?


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Pagal dusry se
    Aik Pagal: "Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai"

    Doosra: "Dikha di na usne apni auqat.
    Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga." :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Rupia dede Baba
    Fakeer: 1 Rupia dede Baba

    Aadmi: Sharam Nai Ati itnay hattay kattay khubsurat nojawan ho k bheek mangtay ho.


    Fakeer: Acha pher apni behan ka rishta day de.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Kya ye Khabar
    Kya ye Khabar sahi hai?

    Please GEO dekh kar ye khabar confirm kar do k,

    Karachi k Elaqay Al-Asif Square pe,

    Pathanon ki Hotel pe,

    Bohat he Zabardast.



    Chai milti hai!!!


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Shaadi Ka Wada
    Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
    Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
    Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
    Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
    Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
    Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
    Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
    Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
    Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
    Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se.


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
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