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New Car of Memon



Ek Memon ne apni New Car Office k bahar roki,
Abhi usne darwaza khola he tha k Truck ne takkar maar di aur Car ka darwazar door ja gira.

Memon apni Car k liye rony laga,

Police ne kaha k apni Car k afsos main main ye bhi nahi pata k aapka left hand bhi gayab hai.

To Memon ne kaha: Kya!!! Yaani meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) bhi gai????



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