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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Galay mein balgham ho tou
    Galay mein balgham ho tou us ko nikaalney ka aik Aasan tareeqa.
    Subha aur sham 10, 10 baar bolo
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    Khyber pukhtoon khwaa.
    In sha Allah ifaaqa ho gaa.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe
    Aik Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe jata or kehta:
    GAJAR hai?

    Lohaar inkar kr deta.

    Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us ne khargosh k dant torr diye.

    Phir





    Phir kya...?
    Agle din khargosh Aaya Or bola:




    GAJAR KA JUICE HAI... :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat
    Dadi: Pappu?

    Omer: Dadi 1 min.

    Dadi: Ary Pappur?

    Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee.

    Dadi: Pappu?
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    Pappu: Buddhi Ruk Ja Ata Hon Poti Kr Rha Hon. :-)

    Moral: Her Koi Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat Nahi Karta.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar Kha Kar
    1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar Kha Kar

    Ghusy me School

    Ja Raha Tha.

    Raste Me Kisi Ne Pocha

    Beta Parhty Ho?

    Bacha: Nai, Uniform Main Mujra Karny Jata Hoon. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Larkiyan
    Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy
    Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hain?

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    "Donate Ur Eyes"


    Social Msg Ko Bhi Kamine Logon Ke Liye
    Interesting Bana kar Bhejna Padta Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Invented In Pakistan
    Agar Mobile PAKISTAN Me Bana Karte To Us Me Yeh Templates Hote:

    1. Begairat Call Kar
    2. Cigarette Lete Hue Ana
    3. Date Per Hun. Abi Msg Na Kar
    4. Yar Kisi Bachi Ka Numbr To De
    5. Balance Hai?? Thora Sa Share Maardey
    6. Bakwas Band Kar
    7. Kaminey.....! Mar Gaya Tha Kia.....
    8. Oye! Lite Aa Gai Hai???
    9. Usko Buri Nazr Se Nai Dekh, Bhabi Ha Teri
    10. Yar Bachi Naraz Ho Gae Hai Ek Do Pappu C Ghazlain To Bhej. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Film K Poster Pe Peer k Urrs
    1 Film K Poster Pe Kisi PEER k Urrs Ka Postr Lag Gaya

    Poster Phat Gaya Or Likhai Mix Ho Gai


    1 Ticket Me 2 Mazey
    Langr k Bad Zabrdst Dance Ho Ga.

    Molana Sultan Rahi Ka Full Action K 7
    Khawateen K Liye Pardy Ka Khas Intzam Hai.
    Reema & Saima K Dilfarayb Raqs Me Sharek Ho Kar
    Sawab.E.Darayn Hasil Karen.:-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha
    Father 2 Son:
    Afzal Tum Rat Ko Kis Waqt Soye The?

    Afzal:
    Main Raat Ko 2 Baje Tak Home Work
    Karta Rahah Tha.

    Father:
    Magar Raat 11 Baje To Bijli Chali
    Gai Thi.

    Afzal (Ghabrate Hue):
    Main Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha K
    Bijli Aane Or Jane Ka Pata He Nai Chala. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Train Me Sawar Dehaati
    Train Me Sawar Dehaati:
    Yaar Maine Thookna Hai, Kahan Thookun??

    Aadmi:
    Aglay Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook 2.

    Dehaati:
    Agar Use Pata Chal Gaya To....?

    Aadmi(Ghusse Se):
    Jab Maine Tumhari Jaib Me Thooka
    To Tumhe Pata Chala Tha.....??:-)=P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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