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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Hum Gaye Thy Usay Manany
    Hum Gaye Thy Usay Manany k Liye

    Wo Khafa Acha Laga Humne Khafa Chor Diya


    Explanation:
    Is Sher mei Shair Apni mehbuba Se Kehta Hai:

    BHAR MEI JAA. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Universal Msg For Every Girl
    Universal Msg For Every Girl:

    "Kisi Bhi Khoobsurat Larki Ko Dekh
    Kar Jealous Na Ho.
    Balkay Ye Socho K Agar Ye Itni Pyari Hai
    To
    Iska Bhai Kitna Pyara Hoga." :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Buy a Wife in $50 Only
    Wife: Yeh Khabar Parhi Aap Ne?
    Afriqa Me 50 Dollar Se Bewi Kharedi Ja Sakti Hai.


    Husband:
    Kesa Zulm Hai, Andher Hai.
    Najaiz Munafa Khori Ki Waba Har Jaga Phail Chuki Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
    Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car Office k Bahar Roki,
    Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola He Tha K Truck Ne Takkar Maar Di
    Aur Car Ka Darwazar Door Ja Gira.

    Memon Apni Car k Liye Rony Laga,

    Police Ne Kaha K Apni Car K Afsos Me Ye Bhi Nahi Pata K
    Aapka Left Hand Bhi Gayab Hai.

    To Memon Ne Kaha: Kya!
    Yaani Meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) Bhi Gai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mazaq Kis Ne Shuru Kia
    Dad: Beta Paper Me 80% No. Lenay Hain.

    Beta: Dont Worry Dad 100% Longa.

    Dad: Stupid Mazaq Karta Hai Meray Sath?

    Beta: Pehlay Mazaq Kis Ne Shuru Kia Tha? :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya
    Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

    Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

    Bacha Masumiyat Se: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

    Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Aap Apna Kam Karen
    After 7 Days!

    After 159 Hours!

    After 16890 Minutes!

    After 1015200 Seconds!

    Sab Log.

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    Jo Bhi Karen,
    Aap Ko Kya Takleef Hai?
    Aap Apna Kam Karen. :-).


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • hen You Have EVERY-THING
    2 Thoughts that
    decide your Attitude.

    'What U Think of YOUR-SELF When You Have NOTHING'
    &

    'What You Think of OTHERS When You Have EVERY-THING..


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • zukam hogya hai mujhe
    A.h.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.
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  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Aqwaal-e-Zareen
    Aqwaal-e-Zareen!
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    Choro Yaar! Aap ne konsa amal karna hy?


    \('.')>
    )( LETS
    <"\_ DANCE


    Aaahhuunn
    Aaahhuunn
    Aahun! =:-D;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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