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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Buy a Wife in $50 Only
Wife: Yeh Khabar Parhi Aap Ne?
Afriqa Me 50 Dollar Se Bewi Kharedi Ja Sakti Hai.
Husband:
Kesa Zulm Hai, Andher Hai.
Najaiz Munafa Khori Ki Waba Har Jaga Phail Chuki Hai. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car
Ek Memon Ne Apni New Car Office k Bahar Roki,
Abhi Usne Darwaza Khola He Tha K Truck Ne Takkar Maar Di
Aur Car Ka Darwazar Door Ja Gira.
Memon Apni Car k Liye Rony Laga,
Police Ne Kaha K Apni Car K Afsos Me Ye Bhi Nahi Pata K
Aapka Left Hand Bhi Gayab Hai.
To Memon Ne Kaha: Kya!
Yaani Meri New Rado Ghari(Watch) Bhi Gai. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Mazaq Kis Ne Shuru Kia
Dad: Beta Paper Me 80% No. Lenay Hain.
Beta: Dont Worry Dad 100% Longa.
Dad: Stupid Mazaq Karta Hai Meray Sath?
Beta: Pehlay Mazaq Kis Ne Shuru Kia Tha? :-)
By:
AsiM
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Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya
Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.
Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?
Bacha Masumiyat Se: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga
Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...
By:
AsiM
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zukam hogya hai mujhe
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By:
musarat
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