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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Aya dunya k khush qismat insaan
    Phool wala: Sahab ye phool apni girl friend k liye le jayen.

    Aadmi: Meri koi girl friend nahin hai.

    Phool wala : Phir apni mengetar k liye le jayen.

    Aadmi: Meri koi mengetar bhi nahin hai.

    Phool wala: Phir apni biwi k liye le jayen.

    Aadmi: Meri shadi nahi hoee iss liye koi beewi bhi nahin hai.

    Phool wala: Aya dunya k khush qismat insaan! meri taraf sey yeh phool muft (free main) ley ja.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Mery kamray may utray hain badal
    Mery kamray may utray hain badal!!!!

    wah wah wah

    Mery kamray mai utray hain badal..

    wah wah wah

    may likta hun kuch bhi or partay hain pagal.:.

    Ab bolo

    wah wah wah


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Uski Beti Barri Lash Hai Yaar
    Beautiful Thought!!!

    Ek Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Woh,
    Rastay Main Milne Waly Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha.

    Par Ek Shakhs Uske Salam Ka Jawab Dene K bajaye,
    Usay Gaaliyan Deta Tha.

    Phir Bhi WOh Naik Insaan Usay Har Roz Salam Karta Tha.

    EK Din Us Se Kisi Ne Pucha K
    Woh Shakhs Har Roz Tumhain Bura Bhala Kehta Hai,
    Tum Phir Bhi Usay Salam Kyon Karte Ho?

    Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya:

    Uski Beti Barri Lash Hai Yaar. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • The Most Romantic Lines
    The Most Romantic Lines:

    Main Kho Gaya Hon Tumhare Pyar Me Tum b Kho Jao.

    Translation in English:

    I'm Lost in Your Love, You Also GET LOST. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Memon To Memon Doctor
    Memon To Memon Dr.: Aap ki Fees Kya hai?

    Memon Dr: Pehli Martaba anay ki Rs.100 Aur 2nd time free.

    Memon Patient:

    To phir Aap Samjhain K main 2nd Time Aaya Hon

    Memon Dr:

    To phir Aap Wohi Dawa Khatay Rahain
    Jo Maine Pehli bar Aapko Di Thi. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • A Girl Talking On Mobile
    A Girl Talking On Mobile...

    2nd Girl: Kis se baat kr rahi ho?

    1st: Bhai se.

    2nd: Itnay pyar se...?
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    1st: Haan Tera jo hai! :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Mal Itna Chor Kar
    Mal Itna Chor Kar dunya Se k Se Jaen ge,
    Har Ministr k KAFAN mn Jeb honi Chahye.

    Mal o Dolat ki Waja s Dum Nikal sakta nai,
    Jari Ordinans ik, Filfor hona chahye.
    JAMI ANSARI.


    Ik Ordinance Lazmi ab ho gaya h *+~Faraz~+*
    Jeybeyn b Honi Chahye ab hr KAFAN k Saath.


  By: Jami Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Subah / Raat kya Khaya?
    Dost: Yar Dr. ye Q Pochty Hain K
    Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya?


    2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hai. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Ghanta Tension Dene K Bad
    1-Pata Nai Baraat Kab Ayegi Or Khana Kab Khulega
    (Shadi Me Mufta Khor Time Pass Kerte Hue)

    2-Hahaha...hehehehe
    (Dulhun Ki Sahelian Bilawaja Dulhe K Samne Hanste Hue)

    3-Beta Roza Kahan Rakha Hai, Fridge Me Ya Table Per
    (Mamu Fuzul Mazak Krte Hue)

    4-SUNIYE! Raat Ko Jaldi Ghar Aiye Ga
    (Nai Naweli Dulhan Bilawja Cute Bante Hue)

    5-Apne Doston Or Gird-O-Nawah K Logo Ka Khayal Rakhye Ga
    (Dr.SHAHID MASUD 1 Ghanta Tension Dene K Bad).


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • FAQEER ne Ironman Ghar
    1 FAQEER ne Ironman Ghar k bahir se Awaz lgai

    Babu g Roti milegi?

    Andar se awaz Aai.

    'BV ghar pr nhi hai'

    FAQEER: Main ne Roti leni hai 'CHUMMI' nhi.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
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