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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Asaan Wale Apne Hal Kar Diye
Teacher:
Agar 1 Or 1, 2 Hote Hain,
Or 2 Or 2, 4 Hote Hain,
Or 3 Or 3, 6....
Phr 7 Or 7 Kitne Honge??
Student:
Sir Asaan Wale To Apne Hal Kar Diye,
Mushkil Wala Mere Liye Chor Diya. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Jab Bhi Chai Peeta Hon
Patient 2 Doctor:
Doctor Main Jab Bhi Chai Peeta Hon,
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta Hai.
Doctor:
Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha
Nikal Liya Karen. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Memon Ka Beta Abu 5 Ropay Do Na
'Memon Ka Beta: Abu 5 Ropay Do Na
Abu: Nahin Dun Ga
Beta: Abu Day Do, Doodh Walay Aur Ami Ki
Ek Baat Bataun Ga.
Abu: Ye Lo 10 Rupay, Jaldi Batao..
Beta: Doodh Wala Ami Ko Bol Raha Tha K
Abhi Tak Is Maheenay K Pesay Nahi Diay
KaL Say Doodh Nahi Milay Ga.
Sirf Memon Hi Memon Say Pesa Nikalwa
Sakta Hai.'
By:
musarat
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Apni soch ACHI rakho
agar aap ko zameen par ek 1000 RS ka note milay tu kabhi apni niyat kharab mat karna, balkey MAsjid
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ke paas wali shop de meray number per easy load karwa dena..;- FAIZA
By:
faiza
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O genious.
WXY WXY
WXY WXY
Nhi Samajh Aya?
Zara Ulta Kr K Dekho,
WXY WXY
WXY WXY
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
O genious.
Jab Seedha Samajh Nhi aya tu ulta kya smjh aye ga?
By:
musarat
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