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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Saari Zindagi Kr K Barbad Ishq Ki
    Saari Zindagi Kr K Barbad Ishq Ki lazzat Chakh Li Hy



    UsNe Bhi Burqa Pehen Liya, HumNe B Darhi Rakh Li Hy

    (,")/'hÅt jÅ yÅr
    /).) mÅsjid jÅ
    /_\_ rÅhÅ hØÑ.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
    Judge: Tumhari Aakhri Wish?

    Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi,
    Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka viza,
    2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
    Aur men un sab ki shadi karwa dun.
    Us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.

    Judge: Hahaha. Meri Koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo Kamine Nu.!


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Us Waqt Main Nashy Mai Tha
    Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

    Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

    Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

    Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

    Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…

    Chooha Muskuraya

    Or Bola

    Jaan naraz mat hona

    Us Waqt Main Nashy Mai Tha.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • One Date is Necessary Before Marriage
    1 Larkay Ki Shadi 1 B0hat Haseen Larki Se Hui.
    Wo Larka Us Larki Se Kabhi Nahi Mila Tha
    Bas Sabse Uski Khubsurti Ki Tareef Suni Thi,

    Shadi k baad Uska ghunght utha kr bola:

    Tumhain Kya Gift Chahye?

    Larki Sharmati Hui Boli:

    Do Aap Ta Dil Talay,

    Moral:

    Kam Se Kam 1 Date Lazmi Lga Laini Chahiey! :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Kya Mamu Chohay Hain?
    Beta: Ami kya Hamaray Namu "CHOHAY" hain?

    Ami: Q beta Aisa q kah rahay ho?


    Beta: Ammi jab bhi mai Un say Baat Karta Hon,
    Kahtay hai k Khamosh ho Jao Bill Bana Raha Hoon. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Abbu Ka Naam CNG Hai
    Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?

    Student: CNG

    Teacher: Kya Matlab?

    Student: Chaudry Nawaz Gujjar. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Afreeqi Apny Khandan K Sath
    Ek Afreeqi Apny Khandan K Sath jungle mein rehta tha,

    Ek din usay jungle sy aik sheesha mila,

    Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hae!

    Wo usey apny ghar lay gaya Or us sy roz baten karny laga,

    Uski bv ko shak hoa,

    Ek din shohar ki Gher mojodgi mein usny sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh k boli,

    Acha to ye hae wo kalmoi jis sy mera shohar batain karta hae

    Usny sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya to saas ny kaha:

    Khair hae, budhi hae jaldi mar jaegi. :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy
    1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy
    3no doctor thy

    2 pagal thy
    1 ko samjh nhi ati thi

    Jis ko samjh nhi ati thi
    Us k 3 hospital thy

    2 band thy
    1 kholta nhi tha

    Jo kholta nhi tha us main 3 fans thy

    2 band thy
    1 chalta nhi tha

    Jo chalta nhi tha us ko 3 mekanik k pas ly gye

    2 ko kam nhi ata tha
    1 sy hota nhi tha

    Jis sy hota nhi tha
    Us k 3 shaagird thy

    2 aty nhi thy
    1 ghar main rehta tha

    Jo ghar main rehta tha
    .
    .
    Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 Dost thy. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • BHAR MEI JA
    Hum gaey thy usy manany k liye

    Wo khafa acha laga hum ny khafa rehny diya

    Tashreeh(Explanation):
    Is sher mei shair apni mehbuba sy keh raha hy

    BHAR MEI JA


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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