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Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER�!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I�m in GALA .
U�ve made my life SOOPER.
I�m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U�ve Krack�jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i�m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER�
By:
musarat
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ARRANGE MARRIAGE
ARRANGE MARRIAGE
Rs. 8,00,000 Shadi par.
Rs. 1,00,000 Haq mehr.
Aur
Shadi ki rasmon par.
Rs. 50,000
Shadi ke 3 dino ka total kharcha.
Rs.9,50,000..
Yani Shadi ke 1 din ka kharcha
Rs. 316666.6667
1 ghntey ka
Rs.13194.444
Aur 1 Mint ka
Rs. 219.90
.
.
Uufff
Toba :-/
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LOVE
MARRIAGE
Sirf 120 rupey ka
stamp paper.
.
.
.
Aur shadi complete
A Message From:
The Students Of Accounting & Finance.
Invest at ur own risk B-)
By:
musarat
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"3 Dolls"
Her MARD ki zindagi me "3 Dolls" aati hain.
Ek uski beti,
Baby Doll.
Dosri uski girlfriend,
Barbi Doll.
Tesri uski Biwi,
"PANADOL"
wo bhi EXTRA
By:
pyaasapani
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The HELL IS THE LOVE
We All Know
TAJ MAHAL
As Symbol Of Love
But The Other
Lesser Known Facts r:
...
1. Mumtaz Was Shahjahan's
4th Wife Out Of His 7 Wives
2. Shahjahan Killed Mumtaz's
Husband To Marry Her !
3. Mumtaz Died In Her
14th Delivery !
4. He Then Married
Mumtaz's Sister !
Question Arises Where
The HELL IS THE LOVE
By:
musarat
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HUMARI TEAM NAY HAR KER
HUMARI TEAM NAY HAR KER APNA NAM OUNCHA
KIYA HAI!
SARI QOUM KA SIR SHARM SAI JOUKHA DIYA
HAI.
ALLAH AISAY KILARRI BHI HUMARRI TEAM MAEN
PAIDA KERAY,
JO GROUND MAEN AA KER DUSHMAN KAY CHAKAY
CHORA DIA KERAY.BOLO AMEEN
By:
musarat
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