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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Ye Dunya Bhi Badi
    Ye Dunya Bhi Badi
    Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai


    Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai


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    Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Difference between wife and sali
    What is difference between wife and sali?

    Sali is beauty , wife is duty

    Sali is pension , wife is tension

    Sali is yummy , wife is Vehmi

    Sali is patakha , wife is Sayapa

    Sali is cool , wife is fool

    Sali is Tuti-fruiti , wife is Qismat photi

    Sali is fresh cake , wife is earth quake.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Ammi abbu ki larai ho rhi thi
    Teachr: tm late Q aye,

    Student: ghar men ammi abbu ki larai ho rhi thi.

    Teachr: waha tmhara kia kam, Student: mera ek jota ami k pas tha or dosra

    abu k pas...


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi Romantic Mood Main
    Biwi Romantic Mood Main Apne Shohar Se:

    Aaj Tum Jo Bhi Karo Ge Main Kuch Nahi Kahun Gi..

    Shohar: Main Neend Pori Karunga,

    Bachon Ko Sambhal Lena :-P


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • kya shadi k baad bhi
    girl: kya shadi k baad bhi tum mujhay itna pyaar karo gay

    boy: shadi shuda orto ka toh main deewana hun...:-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mere dant me keera tha
    Mere dant me keera tha
    Doc ny kaha
    kuch din sirf chae & rus khao nkal jay ga
    1 hfta chae rus khae
    1 dn srf chae p rhi thi
    Kera bahr nkla or bola :
    Rus muk ge ne?...:-)


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Ek sindhi beach ke kinare so raha tha
    Ek sindhi beach ke kinare so raha tha ke ek engrez ne us se kaha ke r u relaxing?

    Sindhi : Nahen main so raha hoon.

    Thori der bad dosra engraz wahan se guzra aur kaha r u relaxing.

    Sindhi : Main so raha honn.

    Thori der bad sindhi utha or sath me soye huwe engraz se pocha ru relaxing?

    Engraz : Yes

    Sindhi :(Thapar mar kar) Saale kitni dair se tumhen log dhond rahe hain.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Jangal ka baadshah
    3 shikari hoatay hain

    pehla kehta hai k main jangal main gaya to meray samnay 3 sher aai main ne 1 goli se teeno ko mar dia

    doosra kehta hai k ye to kuch nhi kal main jangal gaya to meray samnay 1 sher aagay main ne usay apni nai bandooq dikhai to wo wahin mar gaya

    teesra: ye to kuch bhi nhi kal main jangal gaya meray samnay 1 sher aaya
    main ne us se kaha k tum jangal k baadsha ho,
    or nangay paon ghoom rahay ho
    to wo bechara wahin sharam k maray mar gaya...


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar hai to ishq hai
    Pyar hai to ishq hai

    ishq hai to muhabbat hai

    muhabbat hai to dard hai
    dard hai to

    to
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    IODEX hai na


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • CHASHMA LAG GAYA
    Maine tujhe dekha.......







    dekhta gaya.....













    dekhta hii gaya......











    phir mujhe............









    "CHASHMA" LAG GAYA....


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
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