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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Difference between wife and sali
What is difference between wife and sali?
Sali is beauty , wife is duty
Sali is pension , wife is tension
Sali is yummy , wife is Vehmi
Sali is patakha , wife is Sayapa
Sali is cool , wife is fool
Sali is Tuti-fruiti , wife is Qismat photi
Sali is fresh cake , wife is earth quake.
By:
Saba Qureshi
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Ek sindhi beach ke kinare so raha tha
Ek sindhi beach ke kinare so raha tha ke ek engrez ne us se kaha ke r u relaxing?
Sindhi : Nahen main so raha hoon.
Thori der bad dosra engraz wahan se guzra aur kaha r u relaxing.
Sindhi : Main so raha honn.
Thori der bad sindhi utha or sath me soye huwe engraz se pocha ru relaxing?
Engraz : Yes
Sindhi :(Thapar mar kar) Saale kitni dair se tumhen log dhond rahe hain.
By:
Saba Qureshi
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Jangal ka baadshah
3 shikari hoatay hain
pehla kehta hai k main jangal main gaya to meray samnay 3 sher aai main ne 1 goli se teeno ko mar dia
doosra kehta hai k ye to kuch nhi kal main jangal gaya to meray samnay 1 sher aagay main ne usay apni nai bandooq dikhai to wo wahin mar gaya
teesra: ye to kuch bhi nhi kal main jangal gaya meray samnay 1 sher aaya
main ne us se kaha k tum jangal k baadsha ho,
or nangay paon ghoom rahay ho
to wo bechara wahin sharam k maray mar gaya...
By:
Rooha Baig
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