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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • BECHARA MADARI
    BECHARA MADARI
    MARA_MARA
    PHIR RAHA HAY ..!


    KIUN K





    USKA BUNDER NAHI MILL RAHA HAY,

    GEO NEWS SAY PATTA CHALA HAY WO ISS WAQT

    'SMS'PERH RAHA HAY....:-)


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • ALL IS WELL
    Baba Ranchhor Das Chanchar said:

    Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,

    Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,

    Neend khud jhak mar k Ae Gi... :D:-):-P

    ""ALL IS WELL""


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • A boy to his girl friend
    A boy to his girl friend: tere liye mere dil main thora thora ghum hai

    girl: aage

    boy: lekin jab teri behen ko dekhun tou dil ne kaha yeh b udham hai...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sahil Ki Rait Pr 1 larki bethi thi
    Sahil Ki Rait Pr 1 larki bethi thi,
    Usny apny sath bythy larky sy Pucha
    Tm Bolte q Nhi?

    Wo palke Jhuka kr muskurane lga
    Or Rait Pr Likha


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    Mere moo me J.M hai...


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pehli bar mera ghoonghat uthaya tha
    Wife says : suneay jab ap nay pehli bar
    mera ghoonghat uthaya tha to
    kasa mehsoos kia tha?


    Husband: Khuda ki kqasam men mer jata,
    ager Aayat.ul.kursi yad na hoti ......


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
    Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
    To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

    Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

    Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

    Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !


    MORAL !!!
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    ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
    Ya...
    Larkey Ko...

    KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

    GEO KAMEEENO...


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga
    Girl:
    Na chair larkiyon ko paap hoga.

    Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.



    Boy:
    Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.

    Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho...


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • Teri dosti sala apun ko itni pasand hai
    Teri dosti sala apun ko itni pasand hai

    jitni!!

    charsi ko chars

    doctor ko nurse

    gadhay ko laat

    ullu ko raat

    borhay ko hukka

    pehalwan ko mukka

    nayi ko baal

    ghareeb ko daal

    kuttay ko haddi

    or

    nangay ko chaddi

    bole tou mast friend hai tu apun ka!


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Chup rah sakta hoon
    Wife : Sirf mere liye hi PAN kiyon le rahe ho?

    Apne liye bi le lo....
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    Husband : Main bina PAN khae bi chup rah sakta hoon.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
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