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Mannat



Ek Aurat ny 100 Police Walon ki Dawat ki..


Police Officer : Amma G, Ye Khana Kis Khushi me Khilaya??


Amma : Me ny Mannat Mani thi k Mera Ghar ban gaya to

Me 100 Haramiyon ko Roti Khilaun gi.


Police Officer Hans ker Bola :

"Amma, Itny Takalluf ki Kiya Zarurat thi,

1 "K.E.S.C" Waly ko hi Bula leti, Kafi Tha"....;-p :-D



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