Mannat
Ek Aurat ny 100 Police Walon ki Dawat ki..
Police Officer : Amma G, Ye Khana Kis Khushi me Khilaya??
Amma : Me ny Mannat Mani thi k Mera Ghar ban gaya to
Me 100 Haramiyon ko Roti Khilaun gi.
Police Officer Hans ker Bola :
"Amma, Itny Takalluf ki Kiya Zarurat thi,
1 "K.E.S.C" Waly ko hi Bula leti, Kafi Tha"....;-p :-D
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