Modern Basanti
Old Dharmedar to Modern Basanti...
Dharmendar : Basanti, In Kutton k Samny Mat nachna.
Basanti : Excuse Me, Who the Hell r u 2 order me like this?
U Stupid guy using abusive language. U bloody fool,
Hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from ur body.
U keep ur mouth Shut...
Nonsense!
Hay Gabbar !
Play The Music Man..:-P :-D
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