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Newton's First Law of Poondi



Newton's First Law of Poondi!


Every poonder continues to do poondi unless

or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of

9.8m/s hit upon his Head by a lovely Girl..


The Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is directly proportional

to Sharmindagi...

But beghairti remains constant...:-):-p



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