Newton's First Law of Poondi
Newton's First Law of Poondi!
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless
or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of
9.8m/s hit upon his Head by a lovely Girl..
The Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is directly proportional
to Sharmindagi...
But beghairti remains constant...:-):-p
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