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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Lovely days in my life
    Lovely days in my life :

    Childhood days,
    School days
    &
    collage days,

    Horrible days in my life :
    “only exam days”


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • eXams are there
    eXams are there,
    at the paper u stare;
    the answer is nowhere,
    which makes u pull ur hair.
    The teachers make u glare,
    the grades r not fair,
    but just like the past 20 yrs,
    WE DONT CARE !!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Kutta kha gaya
    Master g bachy ka lunch kha jate hein.

    master G: beta ghar ja kr mera naam to nhi bataogy?

    Bacha masumiat se:

    "Master G mei ammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya....":-)


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Haathi ki Dono Taraf
    Teacher: Batao Haathi or Ghoray Main Kia Faraq Hota Hai?





    Student: SIR Ghoray ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai,
    Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Ustad Bachay Se Agar Main Aap Kay Father Ko 300 Do
    Ustad Bachay Se Agar Main Aap Kay Father Ko 300 Don

    Aur Un Ko 200 Ki Zaroorat Ho

    To Mujhay Kitnay Paisay Wapis Milain Gay

    Bacha: 1 Rupiya Bhi Nahi

    Ustad: Tum Hisab Nahi Jantay

    Bacha: Tum Meray Father Ko Nahi Jantay


  By: MAHI JAN   Send To Mobile
  • Future Impossible Tense
    Teacher:
    Ye kon sa tense hai?

    “Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi”

    Student:
    “Future Impossible tense.”


  By: uroosha   Send To Mobile
  • Chand par pehla kadam kis ne rakha
    Teacher:- Chand par pehla kadam kis ne rakha?
    Student:- Neil Armstrong.
    Teacher:- Gud! aur dosra?
    Studnt kuch soch kr
    " Zahir ha ausi ne rakha ho ga,langra thori rha tha wo..:-)


  By: Zahid   Send To Mobile
  • The students of MBBS were attending
    The students of MBBS were attending their first anatomy class.
    They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.
    Professor put his finger in dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth.
    Then he said Students to do the same.
    Students hesitated for sevral mins.
    At last everyone inserted their finger in dog's mouth and tasted it.
    When everyone finished,the Professer looked at them and said "The most important quality of student is OBSERVATION. I inserted my middle finger but tasted index finger,
    Now learn to
    'PAY ATTENTION'." ..:-P



  By: Zahid   Send To Mobile
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