Soch
Teacher Asked Pappu : Agar ek shaakh per
5 parinday bethy hon aur tum ek ko maar do to
kitny baaqi bachen gy??
Pappu : Koi nahi, sab urr jayen gy.
Teacher : Jawab hai 4, lekin tumhari soch mujhy pasand aai.
Pappu : Madam mera bhi ek sawal hai,
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi hen,
1 chaat ker, 1 kaat ker aur 1 choos ker,
to kon si shadi shuda hai?
Teacher (sharmaty huye) : Jo choos rahi hai.
Pappu : Nahi, jis k haath me shadi ki angoothi hai,
lekin aap ki soch mujhy pasand aai...:-p
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