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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • School shuru karwa dia karo
    Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye?
    School 7 baje shuru hota hai.

    Sardar: Sir! Aap meri fikr mat kia karo,
    School shuru karwa dia karo!


  By: faizan khan   Send To Mobile
  • Petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.
    A man to sardar: Sardarji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.

    Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda aae? Assi te pehlay v 100 da puanday c tay hun v 100 da puawan gay.


  By: Adnan   Send To Mobile
  • mushkil kam
    1 sardar to 2nd sardar:duniya da sub se mushkil ki hai





    2nd sardar:halmat pa k kudi di chumi lena


  By: zoha   Send To Mobile
  • Sabka Baap Hon
    Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"

    Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Bal Girne Ki Fikr
    SardarJi: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe Hain.

    Friend: Wo Kyun?

    Sardar Ji: Fikr Se?

    Friend: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?

    Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Dry Fruits
    A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them.

    Some1 Asked What R U Doing?

    Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Pool Is Empty
    Sardar Ji As A Director : You Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...

    Hero: I Don't Know Swiming.

    SardarJi : Oye Don't Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ...


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Chup ho jao
    Sikh ki Amma mar gai:
    1 Aadmi bola Amma mujhe bhi le jati,
    2-4 Aur boly Amma humain bhi le jati,

    Sikh: Chup ho jao Kamino! Amma kya Suzuki kar k gai hai.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Tera baap sunega
    Man: Sardar Ji kal maine aapko Phone kya per aapne uthaya kyon nahi?

    SardarJi: Kyon uthata?

    Ye jo maine 30 rupay kharch kar k Gana lagwaya hai woh tera baap sunega?


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • S I N G H
    Why is "SINGH" added to every Sardars name?

    Because of its hidden meaning:

    S: Sala
    I: Insaan
    N: Nahi
    G: Gadha
    H: Hai


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
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