Rahim Shah's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rahim Shah
Location: Peshawar
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Member Since: 01 Sep 2008
About Rahim Shah:
Hello! I am Rahim Shah. I am from Peshwar.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rahim Shah
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Sabka Baap Hon
Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"
Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon.
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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New American Quran
New American Quran:
America has distributed new book in Kuwait Name "The True Furqan".
But it is false and fictitious book,
It has 77 surah. Each Surah doesnt start with BISMILLAH.
Its written in the book that Jihad is HARAM.
Price is $3.
Its website is www.islam-exposed.org
Please fwd it to max people.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Pathan aur Halwai
Pathan Halwai se: Tum kitne saal se Jalebi bana rahy ho?
Halwai baray fakhar se: 30 saal se.
Pathan: Bari sharam ki baat hai, tumse aaj tak Jalebi seedhi nahi bani.
Category: Pathan Jokes
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Miswaak ka Faida
Mafhoom-e-Hadees
Aap Salallaho-Alaihai-Wassallam ne Farmaya: Miswak ka istemaal apnay liye lazim kar lo, kyon k us main mun ki pakeezgi aur Allah ki Khushnoodi hai.
(Sahi Bukhari)
Category: Islamic SMS
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