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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Most Difficult Question
    Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever
    "What comes first - the chicken or the egg?"
    O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!


  By: Wahaj   Send To Mobile
  • Underwear main Soorakh
    Sardar Asked his friend: Kya tumhare Underwear main Soorakh hain?
    Friend Replied: No
    Sardar: To phir Taangen kahan se daalta hai Saaley!!!


  By: Urdu Laughter   Send To Mobile
  • Answering Machine
    Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
    Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
    "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Sari Check
    DAD:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
    SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Government Holidays
    What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
    Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • PM not AM
    A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
    in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • can't read very fast
    Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
    Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


  By: Ghalib Part2   Send To Mobile
  • Thats a mirror
    Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
    looking thing is
    what you call modern art ?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Want to Die Peacefully
    Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Post It
    Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
    Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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