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Chup ho jao



Sikh ki Amma mar gai:
1 Aadmi bola Amma mujhe bhi le jati,
2-4 Aur boly Amma humain bhi le jati,

Sikh: Chup ho jao Kamino! Amma kya Suzuki kar k gai hai.



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