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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Fail na hoen
    Sardar: Tere result ka kya banya?

    Beta: Madam kehndi si es class vich 1 saal hor lagna ay.

    Sardar: Saal chahy 2-3 hor lag jaan bus fail na hoen.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sirf mujhe pata tha
    Son: Dad Aaj madam ne sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe pata tha.

    Sardar: Shabaash mera beta, sawal kya tha?
    Son: Sawaal tha

    "Black Board kol Tatti kinne kiti aye?"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Kya Guarentee hai
    Sardar: Is Mirror ki kya Guarentee hai?

    Shopkeeper: Aap isko 100 floor se niche girao ye Mirror 99 Floor tak nahi tootay ga.
    Sardar: WOW! Pack it.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • FM bhi hai
    2 Khusray Shadi ki Mubarak baad dene gaye,
    Ek bola main to 1100 lungi,
    Doosra bola main to 1200 lungi,

    Peche se Sardar bola 2300 le le us main FM bhi hai.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Neechy ki taraf
    Titanic doob raha tha,
    1 Goray ne Sardar se pucha Zameen kitni door hai?
    Sardar: 2 KM.

    Goray ne samandar main jump laga kar pucha, kis taraf?

    Sardar: Neechy ki taraf.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar in a Coffee House
    Sardar in a Coffee House with Wife.
    Sardar: Jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jayegi,
    Wife: Phir ki hoga?
    SardarJi: Menu card dekh, Hot coffee Rs.10 and Cold Coffee Rs.30.


  By: Farhan Rajput   Send To Mobile
  • Ph.D
    Interviewer: What is you Qualification?
    Sardar: I am Ph.D.
    Interviewer: What do you mean by Ph.D?
    Sardar: Passed High School with Difficulty.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ka Chowkidar
    Sardar: Meri bivi itna mazaq karti hai k kya bataon!
    Dost: Kya mazaq karti hai?
    Sardar: Kal main ghar gaya, uski aankhon par hath rakha aur woh mazaq se boli:

    "Chowkidar?"


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar to his Father!
    Sardar: Abba main apni bivi nu sms kita k raati awanaga, mai gea te o kisi hor nal si, Main talaq deni ay abba!

    Father: Chal chad puttar! ki pata SMS na milya howey.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • Owner of restaurant
    A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
    and puts his finger
    on the last of menu: Bring this.

    Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
    because he is the owner of restaurant.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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