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• Unbeatable Combination for Success
  Patience
  
  Persistence
  
  And
  
  Perspiration.
  
  Make an Unbeatable Combination for Success.


  Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  

• Woh Love Love likhti rahi
  Woh Love Love likhti rahi,
  Main Leave Leave parhta raha.
  
  Woh Kiss Kiss likhti rahi,
  Main Kash Kash parhta raha.
  
  Woh shadi kar k chali gai,
  Main Language Course karta reh gaya.


  Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Pathan to Nurse
  Pathan to Nurse: Agar meri beti ho to kehna FAIL, or Beta ho to kehna PASS.
  
  Bacha paida hotay he mar gaya.
  
  Nurse: Pathan Sahab aapki Supply aai hai.


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Close your eyes
  Close your eyes, and Imagine my smily face.
  
  Have you done it?
  
  ok
  
  Mubarak ho.
  
  Aapne Eid ka chand 17 din pehle dekh liya.


  Category: Eid Mubarak SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Jail Main Pathan se
  Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
  Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?
  
  Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.
  
  Aur
  
  
  
  Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.


  Category: Pathan Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Ramadan k Ehtiraam main
  Ramadan k Ehtiraam main be-huda SMS Service aarzi tor per band rahy gi,
  Eid k din naye josh aur wal-waly k sath Bachiyon aur un k Mozouaat pe dobara service shuru hogi.
  
  Tab tak sabar se kaam len aur Islamic aur Pathanon waly SMS se istafada Hasil Keren.
  
  Thanks From: "A.G.T.S.S"
  (All Guys Tharkee SMS Service)


  Category: Ramadan Day SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Opportunity never knocks twice
  Door knocks twice,
  Insider asks: Who is there?
  
  Ans: Its me "Opportunity"
  
  Insider: You are wrong, because Opportunity never knocks twice.
  
  Remember It.


  Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  

• She is Hot
  She is Hot,
  
  She is Sweet,
  
  She always need a lip 4 Kiss
  
  Who world MAD for her.
  
  Who?
  
  Who is She?
  Do you know?
  
  "TEA"
  
  Chai piyo,
  Mast jiyo.


  Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Khushi aapke liye
  Khushi aapke liye,
  Ghum mere liye,
  
  Zindagi aapke liye,
  Maut mere liye,
  
  Muskurana aapke liye,
  Aansu mere liye,
  
  Sab kuch aapke liye,
  
  Or
  
  Aap SIRF Mere liye.


  Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Sala Dost bhi Qurban
  Apna aik usool hai,
  Hansi k liye Ghum bhi Qurban,
  Khushi k liye aansu Qurban,
  Dost k liye Jaan Quran,
  Aur Agar Dost ki Girlfriend mil jaye to sala Dost bhi Qurban.


  Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Thandi Hai Coffee
  Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
  Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
  Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
  Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo.


  Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Every expression will leave an impression
  Nature has given you a face,
  But you have to provide the expression,
  Be careful when you express.
  Because every expression will leave an impression.


  Category: Motivational Quotes   Send To Mobile  

• Main school nahi jaonga
  Son: Main school nahi jaonga.
  Mom: Q?
  Son: Main nokari karonga.
  Mom: 4th class parh kar kya kaam karogay?
  Son: 3rd class ki larkiyon ko tution parhaonga.


  Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  

• Pappu ki halat tight hai
  School ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai
  Pappu ko qabz bhi shadeed hai
  Toilet main kahan light hai?
  Pappu ki halat tight hai
  Bhains bari ya aqal bari.
  Pappu ki pant main he nikal pari.


  Category: Hindi Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Oyee Msg bhej
  Oyeee
  
  Msg bhej....
  
  Warna Teri.......?
  
  .
  
  .
  
  .
  
  .
  
  Marzi na bhej yaar.
  Ghussa kyon karta hai?


  Category: Send Me SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.
  A man to sardar: Sardarji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.
  
  Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda aae? Assi te pehlay v 100 da puanday c tay hun v 100 da puawan gay.


  Category: Sardar Ji SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Good Night
  Haal kesa hai Janab ka?
  Kya khayal hai aapka?
  Hum to so gaye ho ho ho.
  Aap bhi so jao ha ha ha.
  
  Good Night


  Category: Good Night SMS   Send To Mobile  

• Good morning kya?
  Good morning kya?
  Bohat simple sa hai? Chalo ye lo..
  
  GooD morning.
  Ye bhi simple hai?
  
  Nahi na yaar good ka "D" dekho change hai.


  Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  

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