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Petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.



A man to sardar: Sardarji petrol bara mehnga ho gaya hai.

Sardar: Leh dass, saanu ki faraq painda aae? Assi te pehlay v 100 da puanday c tay hun v 100 da puawan gay.



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