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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

By: iRFAnSajiD Send To Mobile

NEWS ALERT!
NEWS ALERT!
Police 1 insan ko talash ker rahi hai
jo bohut beautiful hai,
tum mut ghabrana Q k
na to tum insan ho na beautiful,
problem ye hai k mein kahan chupon

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https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1894/
1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao
use bata dena
ye 2 kash laganay
k baad he khulti hain:D

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https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1893/
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

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https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1892/
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.
But..
makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti

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Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

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https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-1890/
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?
Sardar 2:Aasman par
Pehla:Abay shit yaar
Dosra: Kia howa?
Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

By: iRFAnSajiD Send To Mobile

Gone at Night
American: We are the 1st on moon,
Sardar: We are the 1st on sun.
American asks in shock: You can not land on sun, you will Burn.
Sardar: We are not stupid, We go at Night!

By: Wasiq Ansari Send To Mobile

Sardar go to school
Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes....

Sir:Go home and change.

Sardar: Koi faida nai sir, ghar main bhi 1 black aur 1 white shoe hai...

By: smile plz Send To Mobile

Kaat Denge
Sardar: Mujhe Phone per Dhamkiya Mil Rahi hain
Police: Kaun hai woh?
Sardar: BSNL wale bolte hain k Bill na Bhara to
“Kaat Denge”

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