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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • 2008 ka sabse zalil sms
    2008 ka sabse zalil sms
    Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
    Sardar: Fir main Potty kab karunga???


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Ab bolne se kiya fayidah
    Hitler says,"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

    Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
    "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Agar tumhari 1 pocket main
    Math Teacher to Sardar: Agar tumhari 1 pocket main Rs.1000 hon or 2nd pocket main bhi Rs.1000 hon to tum kya socho gay?

    Sardar: Yaar main kithay Abby di pant tay ni paa lai?


  By: Taimoor   Send To Mobile
  • Chemical symbol of Barium
    Prof: What is Chemical symbol of Barium?
    Sardar: BA

    Prof: And Sodium?
    Sardar: NA

    Prof: What will you get if 1 Atom of BA and 2 Atoms of NA combine?
    Sardar: BANANA


  By: Taimoor   Send To Mobile
  • Siddhi-Vinayak Jaoge?
    Sardar Asks Taxi Driver: "Siddhi-Vinayak Jaoge?"
    Driver: "Haan Jaonga."
    Sardar: Jab jao tab mujhe b saat le jana.!!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar was beating his son
    Sardar was beating his son
    Wife:Q mar rahe ho?
    Srdr:Iske cell pe Phone kiya to 1 ladki boli-"Da person U r trying 2 reach is currently buzy!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Starting salary
    Boss: I'm giving u drivers job.Starting salary Rs.3000,its ok..?

    Sardar: Great sir, Starting salary is ok, But,How much is driving salary..!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar went to a toy shop
    Sardar went to a toy shop and asked!

    Ye ganja bandar kitnay ka hai?

    Shopkeeper: O parhay likhay Punjab k jahil, Ye Mirror hai.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Woh konsi cheez hai
    Teacher: Woh konsi cheez hai jo insaan ki izzat ko mazbooti se pakar k rakhti hai?
    Sardar: Miss shalwaar ka nara.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • Reverse Gear
    Teacher: "If you dial 001 then what will happen?

    Sardar Ji: POLICE Jeep will come in Reverse gear!!!


  By: faizan khan   Send To Mobile
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