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1. Parking for 2 Wheeler  By: Rooman Qamar
   Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from ...


2. Tum to bas apne kam me  By: Faraz
   Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe... ...


3. He likes cOmbine study  By: Faraz
   1 sardar Sheeshey(Mirror) ke samne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasOns: Dobara revis...


4. Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.  By: Faraz
   1 Sardar ko Doctor Ne kaha Apko Gas Trouble Hai, Subha Subha koi Game khela Karain. Ab Sardar Gi R...


5. Rail Kia Cheez Hay?  By: Faraz
   1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya. 1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho? Train Aayegi Tu Mar Jao Gay! Sard...


6. Qatil kisay kehty hain  By: Faraz
   Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain? Sardar: Pata Nahi. Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qa...


7. Sab k Sab maroge  By: Rooman Qamar
   "Ek sardar ko poori raat machor ne boht pareshan kya" "Uska dimaag ghooma" "Sardar nai zehar p liy...


8. Sher da puttar  By: Water
   Sardar told his son: O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai. Beta: Papa ji, Class teacher bhi ye...


9. Meri lottery lagady  By: Rooman Qamar
   A Sardarji prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey Vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru an...


10. DINNER 7pm -10pm  By: Rooman Qamar
    Shadi mai 1 sardar boht dair tak khanna khata raha Kisi ne poocha kb tk khao ge Sardar;Me tu ab k...


11. AAJ TU JALDI SUNA THA!  By: Rooman Qamar
    Sardar ghar aya tu sochnay laga k aaj kia khas kam kerna tha Sochta raha Sochta raha Sochta ra...


12. A sardar was passing through a Jungle.  By: Water
    A sardar was passing through a Jungle. A churail stops him and says: HOO HOO HA HA! Mein Churail hoo...


13. Sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha  By: Rooman Qamar
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14. Sardar apni girl friend se  By: Rooman Qamar
    Sardar apni girl friend se OIL me naha kar milne gaya. Girl friend:Aap OIL mein naha kar Q aaye? ...


15. Express train kitne baje hy?  By: Rooman Qamar
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