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Qatil kisay kehty hain



Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain?

Sardar: Pata Nahi.

Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qatal kardo to Tum kya kehlao gay?

SardarJi: "Yateem".



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