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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • 1 Pathan Aadmi Ne
    1 Sardar Ne Doosre SardarKo Fone Karke Kya Poocha...?

    Socho Socho...


    Aby!!! Tera Phone Number Kya Hai????


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar was caught
    Sardar was caught for Over Speeding at Motor Cycle and went before the judge.


    The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

    Sardar : I think I''ll take the money.


  By: SMS Reseller   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar khali paper ko
    Sardar khali paper ko bar bar choom rha tha.
    2nd Sardar:Ye kya hai?

    1st: Love letter.
    2nd srdar: Magar ye to khali hai.


    1st Sardar:Aaj kal Bol Chaal Band hai na.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • 5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan
    5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay.
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    Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
    Yeh sun kar Pathan ne kaha
    K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Mai Daita Hun!
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    Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage....


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Talaq de dain
    1 Dulha apney dost sardar se shadi k Din

    Yar koi aysi bat bataoo jo mein apni BV se kahun to wo heraan ho jae,




    Sardar: oonu jaandey hi talaq de dain.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi kesi hai?
    Sardar: Meri shadi hogye.
    Khan: Biwi kesi hai.

    Sardar: Bhut khubsurat.
    Khan: Shadi pr kharcha kitna aya?

    Sardar: 1 lakh.
    Khan: 500 ziyada le le. Biwi mujhe de dey.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar's Intelligence
    Sardar Ji: I want this letter to get in to Delhi by tonight, If I post it tonight, will it possible even after 10 days?

    Post Master: Yes sir, it surely will.

    Sardar Ji: I bet you, it will never.

    Post Master: But why?

    Sardar Ji: It''s addressed to Mumbai.


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Jab bijli chamkti hai
    Techer: Jab bijli chamkti hai,
    To hum ko roshni pehly aor
    Awaz bad me Q ati hai?


    Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Man sitting with dog
    Man sitting with dog.
    Man:Your dog bits?
    SardarJi:No

    Man sits and the dog bits!
    Man angrily, you said he does not bit!
    SardarJi: That is not my dog.


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Sardarji at Chinese Restaurant
    A Sardarji goes to a Chinese Restaurant
    and puts his finger
    on the last of menu: Bring this.



    Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
    because he is the owner of restaurant.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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