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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Coca Cola peenay k Baad
    Sardar to Sardarni: Janu Coca Cola peenay k Baad kuch karnay ka Dil chah raha hai.



    Sardarni (Sharmatay huye): Karo Ji.






    Sardar: BbbbrrrrrrRrrr.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Once a Sardar saw
    Once a Sardar saw a very soni kuri in the market and thought.






    Kaash aye meri maa hondi, tey phir mai v inna sonna honda.


  By: Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Please Remind Me
    Sardarji washed his underwear & put it 4 dry near neighbor auntys panties & told her:


    "Aunty Please Remind Me 2 Remove My Underwear When U Remove Ur Panty?"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar goes to hotel
    Sardar goes to hotel and orders chicken:

    Waiter: Italian, Chinese, Spanich or French?


    Sardar: Jo marzi le aa, Maine kon sa us se baaten karni hain...


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Darya k Kinaray 2
    1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy.

    Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?

    Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.

    Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain.


    Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Aap 1 Ghantey main
    Air hostess: Aap 1 Ghantey main 4 baar toilet gaye! R U OK?

    Kya aap ko chein nahi hai?



    SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!


  By: Aurang Zaib   Send To Mobile
  • Cycle Choori ka ilzam
    Judge: Tum pr cycle choori ka ilzam
    Saabat nhi hova
    Tumhe baaizaat bari kya jata hy.



    Sardar:
    Edda matlab mein cycle rakh lawan?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar ka Abba
    Sardar: Kal mera abba kunwain me gir gya
    Aur
    Zor zor se chekhne laga
    Bachao
    Bachao
    .
    .
    Friend: Ab kaisa hy wo?
    .
    .
    Sardar: Theek he ho ga kyu k kaal se
    Koe awaz nhi aye. :P


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Tabiat theak nahi hai
    Pathan: Yaaj Aaj Tabiat theak nahi hai,
    Har Cheez Double Nazar aarahi hai.

    Sardar(1000 ka note aagay kartay huye): Ye lo woh 2000 jo tum se udhar liye thy.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Pineapple aur Coconut
    Teacher to Sardar:

    Batao Pineapple aur Coconut k Tree main kya Similarity hai?



    Sardar kafi dair sochnay k Baad: Madam! Dono main Angoor nahi lagtay. :-P


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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