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5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan



5 Sardar aur 1 Pathan Helicopter ki Rassi se latke Huwe thay.
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Pilot ne kaha Load ziyada hai 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
Yeh sun kar Pathan ne kaha
K Rassi Ko Chorne Ki Qurbani Mai Daita Hun!
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Ye Sun Kar Saray Sardar Taalian Bajane Lage....



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