Sardar's Intelligence
Sardar Ji: I want this letter to get in to Delhi by tonight, If I post it tonight, will it possible even after 10 days?
Post Master: Yes sir, it surely will.
Sardar Ji: I bet you, it will never.
Post Master: But why?
Sardar Ji: It''s addressed to Mumbai.
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