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Biwi kesi hai?



Sardar: Meri shadi hogye.
Khan: Biwi kesi hai.

Sardar: Bhut khubsurat.
Khan: Shadi pr kharcha kitna aya?

Sardar: 1 lakh.
Khan: 500 ziyada le le. Biwi mujhe de dey.



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