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Mainay shadi karni hai



Sardar to his Papa: Mainay shadi karni hai.

Papa: Puter kidhay naal

Sardar: Papa dadi amma day naal

Papa: Batamiz o meri maa hai

Sardar: Te tusa meri maa naal kio shadi kiti.



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