Fastest Thing of World
4 Students:
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS &
Sardar G From PUNJAB UNVRSITY
1 common Ques: What Is the Fastest Thing In World?
HRVD: Light
OXF: Thought
TEXAS: Blink of Eye
SARDAR: Loose Motion
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn On d Light" It Was All Over.
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