Real Tension
Real Tension..
Sardar G and his Wife went for Divorce at Court.
Judge: U have 3 kids,,
How will u divide them??
Sardar had Long Discussion with Sardarni and said:
"OK, Sir ji We will come next year with 1 more"
Joke does not End here,,
9 Months Later,,
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They Got Twins..:-D:-D
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