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Real Tension



Real Tension..

Sardar G and his Wife went for Divorce at Court.

Judge: U have 3 kids,,
How will u divide them??

Sardar had Long Discussion with Sardarni and said:
"OK, Sir ji We will come next year with 1 more"

Joke does not End here,,

9 Months Later,,

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They Got Twins..:-D:-D



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