Sardar In Pizza Hut
A Sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There He ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked Him:
"Sir shall I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.?"
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa Yaar,
8 to Nahi Khaye Jaayen gy...:-p
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