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Sardar In Pizza Hut



A Sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There He ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked Him:
"Sir shall I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.?"

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa Yaar,
8 to Nahi Khaye Jaayen gy...:-p



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