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Ek Sardar MPA



Ek Sardar MPA Banny k Baad
Hospital Ka Dora kerny Gaya.

Wahan 2 Mareezon ko Oxygen Lagi Hui Thi
1 Ko Nahi Lagi Thi.

Sardar: Doctor Sahab, 2 Mareezon ko "CNG" lagi hai
Per 1 ko Q Nahi.?

Doctor Ghusse se Drip Ki Taraf Ishara Ker k Bola:
,
Ye "Petrol" Per Hai...;-p



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