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- Live on Small Income By: Funtoosh
Banta to his new bride Preeto, Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my ...
- A Lie Detector By: Dapper
Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector? Santa: Yes I married her.......
- I'm taking Revenge By: Dapper
Santa sitting on the roadside: Banta asks y r u wasting time? Santa: I'm taking revenge? Banta: How...
- Born on Government Holidays By: Rehan
Teacher: What is Common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak? Santa: All of them were B...
- Police or Ambulance? By: Shani Ansari
Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I ...
- How to Control Anger By: Fuzail
Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Jasmeet: I clean...
- Santa meets Banta By: Dapper
Santa meets his friend Bunta! Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...! Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa: K...
- Santa fell down By: Irfan
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u...
- Banta ki search By: wahabi
Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna. Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si j...
- After Eating Fish By: Dapper
After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water Why? Because He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In...
- BV Bhag gai By: wahabi
Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy? . . . . Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon "Kabi Khu...
- My wedding is going By: Jasper
Santa: My wedding is going to happen. Banta: Whats the problem now.? Santa: My wife did'nt know it...
- Nawen Jamme Bachche By: wahabi
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi e...
- Santa's english By: wahabi
Santa's English For your kind Information & Technology I no English Medium very well, I can talk En...
- Same Reasons By: wahabi
Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes. Banta: Ama...
