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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan to Bill Gates
    Pathan to Bill Gates:
    Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

    GATES:
    WHY?

    Phatan:
    Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
    or
    Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy...


  By: Saima   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Aisi cheezon ke naam batao
    Teacher : 2 aisi cheezon ke naam batao , jinhen nashte me nahen kha sakte.
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    Pathan : Sir
    Lunch and Dinner.


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Aek pathan pheli bar
    Aek pathan pheli bar Biryani bana raha tha,

    Har cheez book me dekhta aor dal deta,

    achank wo pateli k uppar chara aor Zor se aek Paad mara

    sath khary admi ne pucha: ye kya harkat thi?

    Pathan: Reciep mai likha hai, ek TAIZ PAAT b daalen khushbu k lye. :-)


  By: Rooha Baig   Send To Mobile
  • BLOOD TEST ho Ga
    Pathan Blood k
    Barey mein Book
    Parh Raha tha..


    Wife : Ye Q Parh
    Rahe ho?


    Pathan: Mujhe
    Doctor ne Kaha
    hai k BLOOD
    TEST ho Ga.
    is liye Tayari
    kr raha hon...!


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko DRIP lagi
    Pathan ko DRIP
    lagi.
    Jab Drip END
    hone lagi to usne
    apne bhai se
    kaha: Jao SISTER
    ko bula k lao.

    wo gaya or...



    3 din bad
    Peshawar se apni
    BEHAN ko le aya...


  By: Saba Qureshi   Send To Mobile
  • Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha ThaPathan Na
    Angraiz Sharab Pee Raha Tha

    Pathan Nay Usay Daikha Aur Kaha:

    Hum Is Say Bhi Acha Nasha Karwata Hai Tum Ko

    Aur

    Angraiz Ko Chars Ka Kash Lagwa Dia

    Angraiz Behosh Ho Gia

    Kuch Arsay Bad

    Jb Dobara Dono Ki Mulaqat Hoi To

    Pathan Nay Phir Kash Laganay Ko Kaha

    Angraiz Bola: No Yaar Ye Nasha Buhut Sakht Hai

    Nash Utarnay Kay Bad Pechhay Buhut Dard Hota Hay


  By: MAHI JAN   Send To Mobile


  By: MAHI JAN   Send To Mobile
  • Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or
    Aik Pathan Samose waley ke pass gaya or bola : Aik Samosa dedo
    samosa leny ke baad bola aik rol dedo
    or rol ke baad bola aik pepsi dedo
    or pepsi le kar janey laga to samose wala bola mere paise to do
    pathan : konse paise
    samose wala : pepsi ke
    pathan : pepsi to meney rol ke badle li hai
    samose wala : to rol ke paise
    pathan : rol to meiny samose ke badle lia hai
    samose wala : to samose ke de de
    pathan : Abey pagal ho gaya hai kia samosa to mainy wapas kar dia

    hahaahahah


  By: Wamiq   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya
    1 Pathan interview dene ke liye gya,
    Officer:-
    "Tum kitne bhai behen ho?"
    Pathan:- 9
    Officer:-
    "Un mein tumhara kon sa no. ha?"
    Pathan:-
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    'Telenor ka'..:-D


  By: Zahid   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne shesha kharida
    Pathan ne shesha kharida.

    Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
    Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
    Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!


  By: Zahid   Send To Mobile
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