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Here you will find large collection of pathan sms, pathan sms jokes, funny pathan sms, pathan jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite Pathan sms, Funny Pathan sms Jokes. Do not hesitate to send them to your loved ones and friends. You can also submit Pathan sms and jokes here. Pathan jokes are here for you to enjoy! A huge collection of pathan jokes and messages. Pathans are only popular by there simple living otherwise there is no way of these jokes, kindly treat them only jokes.

• Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jha
  Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
  
  Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
  
  Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
  
  Hawa Main.

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• 1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Boha
  1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
  
  Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur
  
  Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
  
  Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
  
  1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
  
  Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
  
  Pathan: Wo kia?
  
  Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

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• Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
  Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
  
  Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
  
  mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
  
  Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
  
  ghar pe bomb
  
  phenk dia kare ga

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• Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li: Aur Drive Pe
  Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:
  
  Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
  
  Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
  
  Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
  Pathan: Full Kar Do.

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• Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara. 2
  Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
  
  2nd Pathan: Kyon?
  
  1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
  
  Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
  
  “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

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• Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload
  Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.
  
  Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
  Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,
  
  Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

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• Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Aaj Phir Ek
  Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai
  
  Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:
  
  Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,
  
  Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.
  
  Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.
  
  AAL IZ WELL.
  
  AAL IZ WELL.

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• Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai. Ma
  Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
  Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?
  
  Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,
  
  “Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai

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• Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li: Te
  Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
  
  Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
  
  Pathan:
  
  .
  .
  .
  .
  
  Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
  K
  CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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• Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki
  Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha
  
  Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki
  
  2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
  7 June 2009
  5:20 Purana Time.
  ALLAH O AKBAR

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